Stories' of Weezer Journey to MacDonald

Chapter 1
It was amicable day in Weezerville. At Weezer household held the four Weezers. Large Weezer was sitting at couch, watching television. Smallest Weezer was walking around in circular fashion. The other two Weezer were busy at work; they are not at home at this moment.

"I am bored", says the Smallest Weezer, "There is nothing to do at Weezer home."

"Bide time or another!" spoken by Large Weezer, "It is not within your jurisdiction to vacate the building. Grab food from fridge or what not. I am starving."

Small Weezer walked to kitchen fridge, and opened door, but there was no food; the fridge was empty as unusual.

"There is no food." exclaimed Small Weezer. "There is no food."

"What!" responded Large Weezer, "How could there be such!"

It was such a predicament in the moment, for Large Weezer was hungry, and Small Weezer was bored, and there was no food. No food! What to do! Large Weezer sat in thought, and a plan was dreamt. MacDonald was nearby, three hops and a frolic away from home! They could arrive there to purchase comestibles! And so Large Weezer unsat himself from the Weezer couch, turned the tele (television) off, and leapt into action. He donned his casual gear, and Small Weezer did the same. But there was issue at hand to face. Large Weezer had no capital funds to invest in such comforts! He was poor! Such as the case for Small Weezer who had no money to speak of, for he was uninterested in pursuing a career within the fine arts. Needless to say, the Weezers were at a standstill. With only hours to spare before Large Weezer would collapse due to hunger, they racked their Weezer heads for a method to procure such an influx of skrilla. There was only one thing to do, they would have to set up a local dance off against their neighbours, who just so happened to like to gamble. Thus started their long journey to get some guap for 2 for $5 Donald meal.

Large Weezer conducted himself calmly, and began to prepare for the arduous task ahead, he would have to breakdance his way to a full stomach. The first matchup was against Waluigi and his several Armenian buddies, who had travelled to Weezerville to seek asylum from Trevor. Who's Trevor, you may ask? Your question cannot be answered as there are two rules in Weezerville. Rule no. 1: Never talk about Trevor. No. 2: Grocery Aisle 7 is always out of Mint Oreos, always.

Large Weezer stood at one end of the driveway, and Waluigi stood at the other. One of Waluigi's Armenian buddies pressed play on the boombox. A psytrance kick signaled to both members to start grooving. As the psytrance kicks rapidly increased in speed, both Waluigi and Large Weezer began to struggle to keep up with the beat. But who would lose first? Only time could tell. Waluigi began losing ground, and with a flick of his fingers, his Armenian buddies rushed Large Weezer. But then, a large explosion blasted both Waluigi and Large Weezer off the driveway and into the nearby grass. Surrounded by mist, a ghostly figure approached Large Weezer, who was accompanied by Small Weezer, who was trying to help his large companion up.

"Honestly, fuck you Weezers", the figure stated. He then proceeded to forward aerial Large Weezer off the stage, costing him a stock. AUDIOJUNGLE. The mist subsided, and the figure turned out to be Dr. Nefarious from Despicable ME: The Movie.

Chapter 2
"w a fucko" Waluigi proceeded to booty slam Dr. Nefarious into oblivion. However, since stale moves were enabled, Dr. Nefarious only recieved 72%. Dr. Nefarios rolled out of Waluigi's spam attack and let off a fart blast from his down b. Waluigi recieved 25% from this attack. The battle seemed to be in Waluigi's favour, but sadly some idiot enabled items, and a homerun bat fell onto Dr. Nefarious' side. What proceeded next was simple, as Waluigi got cheesed out of a stock because of the stupid mechanics of the game.

While Waluigi was getting domed, two Weezers were doing nothing but watching. Waluigi Armenian friends fainted from fart blast, too stinky. Large Weezer borrowed wallets of Waluigi friends, and with small Weezer they leave for MacDonald restaurant.

The fight raged onward, with Waluigi absolutely getting his ass pwned by Dr. Nefarious, the stupid meta character in the Gru canon. But there was hope.

Waluigi proceeded to activate his lag switch, ruining the spirit of the game, but netting him an advantage against the Dr. Nefarious player.

THey were now tied. 1 to 1 stock. Sadly, Comcast shut down Waluigi's internet since he didn't pay his bills for the past two months so the game was forfeited to Dr. Nefarious.

Chapter 3
hooha wooza, yeah woo wooo ghe hee hee.

Yes, Pharell is in Nerds, hmm hmm, yes yes,

no I don;t liek this. squeeze me till I bop. yeah, here we go now, htingang gnt, what. what, where how'd that come up? spiral tommorrow. What are the reviews like?

They are usual.

That's a bad metric, but that's how they rate things. Here we go now, yeah. 3 2 1 GO. banfa bgagnagn. YOu like this song?

yeah.

What if I put it in Friday Night Funkin'?

No.

banananananaana. Who should the opponent be?

The pancakae.

ahahahahaahaha.

Selena Gomez??

yeah you do> AHHH AHHH. heee heee. OH MY GOD. YOU FEEL IT. UYOU FEEL IT. YOU FEEL THE NOSTALGIA CRAWLING DOWN YOUR SPINE your BACK. you don't get the reference? youd on't get the reference? Imma give you a couple o mariop kart, they are all good. I'm still waiting for you to mario kart. they're pretty short. they're pretty short

argggghgghghgh

daae e ad daaa hmm hmmm ehh ehehh hmmm. it was pretty meh. wasn't it remade?

yeah. well, i don't know

i wish they did it for 8, oh look we're at the title screen now. I like this one though. the piano ddoo ddo dee naaa naa. can you play this on the paino?

yeah. I'd have to learn it, but yeah. I'm not doing that right now by the way.

oOOOohhHHH this brings back memories.

I don't really get nostalgia.

GOOOOD I LOVE THIS. CAN WE LISTEN TO THIS ONE MORE TIME??? ONE MORE TIME< PLEASE

fine. but now you don't get anymore songs.

daa adadaa daaaa da a daa naa daaa. you can't tell me you're not grooving to this.

-end of recording-

Chapter 4
Two Weezer had arrived at McdODold.